Wednesday, February 4, 2009
CrazyPJunk?
Okay so I saw the movie Taken this weekend...intense. So I started thinking that I am so not someone able to defend myself if I needed to. So I decided to come up with something that is more user friendly to those of us not so athletically inclined or just not very strong. I am calling it tentatively...CrazyPJunk. So simply it's this: So someone (bad man, maybe even woman) approaches and/or attacks so...you start barking like a dog (maybe even snap at 'em), then if that doesn't work...pee yourself (nobody is going to want to touch you then...hopefully), if that doesn't work...start flailing about (kinda like the way Phoebe runs on Friends)...ideally about this time they think you're crazy and start backing away, so to seal the deal...drop to your knees and junk punch 'em. Boom.
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You are crazy. This post made me laugh...out loud, for real...at work. Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I love it! I am going to have to go review it so I can be ready in the future. I especially love the pee yourself part....although I will say it's harder to pee yourself than you may think. I know this because I peed in some diapers on our vacation this past summer when I didn't want to stop or the restrooms were too nasty and it's kind of a weird mental thing about forcing youself to pee where you shouldn't....hard to do!
ReplyDeleteThat is a great plan...I think you should market that!
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