Waitress: "Hey, do I know you? Did I work with you?"
Me: "No, I don't think so."
Waitress: "Are you (some guy's name)'s sister?"
Me: "Nope."
Waitress: "Are you sure?"
Guy I worked with first time I met him in the break room, just him and me...
Guy: "Are you Brandon's brother?"
Me:(look at him and go back to eating)
Guy:"You're Brandon's brother right?"
Me:(look of disbelief and a little, are you stupid?) "I'm Brandon's s..."
Guy: "Sister right! Sorry!"
Got my hair cut short, will never do it again, here's why:
Girl: "That's a cute pregnant lady haircut."
Stupidity. Why?!
I wore stirrup pants and flourescent colors...with permed hair and glasses that were too big for my face. Why? It was the 80's.
I fell at the Tandy center going up the steps...then fell again the same day when I was leaving. Why? Humility?
I ripped my pants at work one day...thankfully when there was only 5 minutes of the day left. Why? I don't know, there was no wear and tear, my pants just decided to fail me.
I once got trapped in the shower in the dorm room and had to be helped out of there by my suitemate who I'd only met the day before. Thankfully, I had put my towel over the shower door and not by the sink. Why? Because these things happen to me.
I once got hit on by a guy that referred to himself as "Big Sexy." Why? Not sure, ask him.
I once tripped over the hose at the gas station while pumping gas and jacked up my gas tank. Why? Because a huge "Silence of the Lambs" size moth was trying to get into my car.
Why do these things happen to us? Only one answer...God truly has a sense of humor.
